One Liners - Very funny prank calls to wind up friends and family

One Liners allows you to send rib-tickling prank calls to your victim just by sending a text message. And it's so simple - just text the name of the joke followed by your victim's phone number (land line or mobile) and our system will phone them up with a hilarious gag. With these prank calls they won't know what's hit 'em!

Each one only costs £1.50 each

One Liners
Simply text JOKER then the knock knock joke you want to send followed by your victims number e.g.
JOKER KNOCK AITCH 07781234567
the send it to 87111

One Liners

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's an all-time classic!

Knock Knock Jokes

JOKER KNOCK AITCH
JOKER KNOCK AHMED
JOKER KNOCK IVAN
JOKER KNOCK KIKI
JOKER KNOCK PHILLIPPA
or JOKER KNOCK THEA
followed by your victim's phone number to 87111 and we'll do the rest.
If you don't know which one to choose, try KNOCK RANDOM. e.g. KNOCK AITCH 07781234567 or KNOCK RANDOM 07781234567

Free Text Messages

Great One liners and knock knock jokes to send to friends